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Peter’s 10 Worst Films of 2012

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10. The Lorax

Whoever decided to make this a musical should be kicked out of the film industry.

 

 

 

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9. This Means War

An action/comedy/romance hybrid that has subpar action and isn’t funny or romantic.

 

 

 

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8. Dredd

Even if it wasn’t a bad imitation of The Raid, it would still suck and shockingly make the Stallone version look like Shakespeare.

 

 

 

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7. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

What the frak were they thinking with that creepy CGI baby???

 

 

 

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6. Savages

Full of unlikable characters doing stupid things. That combined with an asinine fake out ending that made me want to throw my shoe at screen.

 

 

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5. Resident Evil: Retribution

I have always enjoyed this series till now. Once you start borrowing plot points from your own series than maybe it’s time to throw in the towel.

 

 

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4. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

A bastardization of a great book. Lincoln should not have agility that would make Spider-Man jealous!

 

 

 

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3. The Three Stooges

Watching this movie will cause you more pain than anything physical the Stooges could do to you.

 

 

 

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2. Casa de mi Padre

What might have worked as a 2 minute SNL sketch is painfully dragged out to a feature.

 

 

 

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4:44 Last Day on Earth

Not only the worst film of the year but one of the worst films I have ever seen.

 

 

 

 

Dishonorable Mentions: Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted, Joyful Noise, The Innkeepers, The Expendables 2, Mirror Mirror, Wrath of the Titans

 

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